Things to take note on PDA

 

1. Not in front of kids
"Think of the children! Think of the CHILDREN!!!" You're never gonna win on this one, gropey couples. Holding hands, a peck on the lips—totally fine. But take a look around, and make sure there's not any little ones watching before you start totally sucking face.

2. Not where people are eating
Personally, there's not a whole lot that's going to stop me from chowing down when I'm hungry, but some people get a little grossed out if there's a tongue down a throat in their general vicinity. If you really can't wait until after dinner, limiting your PDAs to footsie under the table is the polite thing to do.

3. Not when you're a couple hanging out with one other friend
They already feel like a third wheel. No need to drive the point home by showing them just how freaky you'd be getting if they weren't there.

4. Don't block a path.
If you're making out and in you're IN SOMEONE'S WAY, you're just making responsible Public Displayers of Affection look bad. Be a part of the solution, guys, and don't grope each other in a doorway.

5. In the club, all bets are off
In a crowded club, with the music pumping and the Henny flowing (or whatever), do whatever you want. Drunkenly firing back "YOU get a room!" at naysayers is also acceptable.

6. In a taxi is perfectly acceptable.
Yeah, yeah your cab driver might feel uncomfortable, but that's PART OF THE GIG. As long as your clothes stay on and you tip well, you're fine.

7. Avoid straddling
That's not PDA, that's a lap dance, and there's a time and a place (Place: a strip club, Time: when money has changed hands). If you're both sitting on a motorcycle, however, straddling is totally cool.

Different forms of PDA

 

The Good
1. Holding hands -
You can't go wrong with hand holding. It is a classic, old fashioned way of showing your care

2. Quick kiss -
A quick kiss on the cheek, or even lips, is perfectly acceptable. There should be no exchange of spit, however.

3. I love You -
It is perfectly acceptable to say those three words in public, "I Love You". People like hearing it, and it will make your partner feel secuer that you are able to say it in public. Repeated use of the phrase, in a social situation, however, will tend to get a bit awkward. Keep it at a minimum.

4. Hair play -
Hair play can really fit into all categories. If it is done lightly on the nape of the neck, for instance, it should be fine. If you are so into it that you mess up the hair, or make the person receiing the hair play moan, you hve gone too far.

5. Hugging -
Nothing wrong with a nice hug, just keep the hands above the beltline.


The Bad
1. Neck Sucking -
People please. There shall be no sucking of any kind in public.

2. Tongue kissing -
Unless your are licking an ice cream cone, keep your tongue in your mouth in public. One of the most uncomfortable situations possible is having to witness two people tongue wrestle. It is just wrong.

3. Up skirting -
What  I mean by up skirting is this. If your lady is wearing a skirt, your hand should not go passed the hemline. Kepp the plaement of your hands in check. Ladies, the same rule is in effect for you. If your man is wearing shorts, keep your mitts below the bottom of them.

4. Butt touching -
Now, butt touching can be done in a way that is not that offensive. A light tap on the buns is okay. But rubbing or holding of the butt is bad

5. I Want you -
Although hearing a couple say " I Love You " to each other is nice, hearing them say " I Want You", is a whole other issue. It makes others uncomfortable, so if you must say it, whisper it. No one wants to know you are having urges in front of them.