"Think of the children! Think of the CHILDREN!!!" You're never gonna win on this one, gropey couples. Holding hands, a peck on the lips—totally fine. But take a look around, and make sure there's not any little ones watching before you start totally sucking face.
2. Not where people are eating
Personally, there's not a whole lot that's going to stop me from chowing down when I'm hungry, but some people get a little grossed out if there's a tongue down a throat in their general vicinity. If you really can't wait until after dinner, limiting your PDAs to footsie under the table is the polite thing to do.
3. Not when you're a couple hanging out with one other friend
They already feel like a third wheel. No need to drive the point home by showing them just how freaky you'd be getting if they weren't there.
4. Don't block a path.
If you're making out and in you're IN SOMEONE'S WAY, you're just making responsible Public Displayers of Affection look bad. Be a part of the solution, guys, and don't grope each other in a doorway.
5. In the club, all bets are off
In a crowded club, with the music pumping and the Henny flowing (or whatever), do whatever you want. Drunkenly firing back "YOU get a room!" at naysayers is also acceptable.
6. In a taxi is perfectly acceptable.
Yeah, yeah your cab driver might feel uncomfortable, but that's PART OF THE GIG. As long as your clothes stay on and you tip well, you're fine.
7. Avoid straddling
That's not PDA, that's a lap dance, and there's a time and a place (Place: a strip club, Time: when money has changed hands). If you're both sitting on a motorcycle, however, straddling is totally cool.
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